WHADDUP HOMIES MELISSA IN DAAA HOUSE.

TO DELIA; AND TO ANYBODY ELSE WHO BELIEVES THE SUPERFICIAL NONSENSE I READ OFF OF BOOKS: TAKE MY WORD FOR IT AND DON'T (I REPEAT, DON'T!) MAKE YOURSELVES SLEEP THE WHOLE DAY! BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THAT OXYMORONIC, UH, FACT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. HMM, INSTINCT. THE 2KG WORTH OF BLUBBER FAT ON ME TELLS ME SO. NOT THAT I'VE MADE MYSELF SLEEP ALL DAY, BUT CLOSE. REAL CLOSE.  TRY WAKING UP AT 11AM ALMOST EVERYMORNING AND YOU'LL DEVELOP THAT INSTINCT I JUST HAVE. PLEASE I STILL WANT TO LIVE HHAHAHAHHA.

WATCHED 881 RECENTLY. A REALLY SENTENTIOUS SHOW, AND THE MOST MEMORABLE PHRASE? TECHNO CAT. HAHAHAHA. SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU IMAGINE A TECHNO CAT? CAUSE THE AUNTIE COULDN'T REALLY GRASP THE MEANING OF TECHNO, SO SHE JUST PEPPERED HER SPEECH WITH IT IN REPLACEMENT OF ALL ADJECTIVES, GOOD OR BAD.

TECHNO CAT; MEE-EOO-OOO-OWWW. YEAH.

BOY, AM I GLAD I DIDN'T WASTE MY MONEY GOING TO THE THEATRE TO CATCH THAT.

OHH I WATCHED THE GOLDEN COMPASS TOO. SOMETIME AGO. WITH COUSINS. WE WERE BEING COMPLETE ASSES IN THE THEATRE CAUSE WE WERE LAUGHING THE HAIR OF OUR HEADS WHEN THE BEAR KING'S JAW FLEW OUT FROM IT'S PLACE IN THE BEAR'S HEAD WITH ONE MIGHTY WHALLOP FROM THE OTHER BEAR WHOSE FUNKY NAME I FORGOT. YES. WE LIKE GORE. COUSINS WHO GREW UP WATCHING HappyTreeFriends AND IllWillPress TOGETHER, STICK TOGETHER HAHAHHAA.

NOW PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO PEEP AT WHAT I'M TYPING. BY THAT I MEAN MY BROTHER AND SISTER. I JUST TOLD MY BROTHER I WAS TYPING A VERY-PRIVATE-AND-CONFIDENTIAL-NOTE TO THE PRESIDENT HAHA. HE'S WALKED AWAY NOW. EITHER HE'S AN EXCELLENT PRETENDER OR:

(THINKS) "STUPID CRAZY BOOBHEAD" [IT'S HIS LINGO. USES IT SO FRIVOLOUSLY, REALLY! I JUST DON'T GET IT. HAHAH.

OKAY. GOTTA STOP HERE. SEE YOU GUYS SOON!

MELISSA, OUT.

HELLOOO

MELI HERE! I JUST REALISED NOBODY'S POSTING . SO I THOUGHT I'D POST AND HOPEFULLY GET THE BALL ROLLING?  BUT SOMEONE ELSE POSTED BEFORE THIS AND DIDN'T LEAVE A NAME!

I'M TYPING IN CAPS... WHAT'S THE RELEVANCE I HEAR YOU ASK WELL I DON'T KNOW ACTUALLY HAHAHA. THIS WHOLE POST SHALL BE IN CAPS!

WHY?

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT HAHHAHA.

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU LOSE THE MOST CALORIES WHEN YOU SLEEP?  HAHAHA TALK ABOUT BALDERDASH MUCH! (FINE I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S TRUE, BUT I READ IT FROM SOMEWHERE) I THINK IT'S MUMBOJUMBOOOO THOUGH! CAUSE MOST HEALTH MAGAZINES ARE TELLING YOU THAT EXERSICE AND WATCHING YOUR DIET ARE THE BEST WAYS TO STAY HEALTHY, BUT SLEEPING IS LIKE, UMM, WEIRD?   HAHAHA IT'S LIKE SO, OXYMORON AND CONTRADICTORY LEH. NOW I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

OKAY I HAVE TO LET MY BROTHER HAVE THE COMP NOW. BYE DUDETTES!

Hello 1m!

ALOOHHHHAAA!

So, YES. The exams are OVER! OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER. One more year of freedom, if you think of it pessimistically. Hahaha I think I spelt that wrongly  Heheh.

I can't wait for PE after the exams! But stinky Justina didn't let me sign up for Asian Cup So I don't wanna go! Gosh, so scary!  Ah well, we don't have to win anyway, right!  Heh! It's only PE. Anyway, I gtg bathe. I really stink now and I'm itching all over. HAHAHAHA.

Enjoy the long weekend everybody!

JEANNE

WHEEEEE!

HELLO PEOPLE!

YAY YAY I AM SO GLAD THE EXAMS ARE LIKE OVER! HAHA MAN I JUST REALISED THE POWER OF THAT 4 LETTER WORD! O-V-E-R! WHAT AN AWESOME IMPACT! LIKE 'EXAMS ARE OVER' AND BAM! GLUE MY BUTT TO THE SEAT AND STARE AT THE COMPUTER! AND ROT AND RUST! whoo!

the best part is that i get to laugh at my sister and brother and watch them mug for the exams. the little dude's exams started the day mine ended. and my sister's O's start on the 22nd i think.  poor kids! haha! "silly silly people! watch me slack and do nothing now! HAHA."  but if i'm in a good mood then i'll pity them just a little!  haha but anyhoos, most of the time will just be pointing my finger and going 'haha'. man i love my life!

but i hope i don't rot. i made myself promise that i'll run at least twice a week. so burn those fats ya'll! hmmm and most of the time i'll be on the computer, and my degree will increase and then i won't be able to go for lasik. damn. life is tough.  i mean it's quite hard to stay away from things you really enjoy, and usually i succumb to temptation. haha unfortunately i'm always never near fulfilling my resolutions.  not once!

okay. so now i think i'm gonna start clearing my table cause there's like 6 huge stack of books. and i sorta jumbled all my tuition and school books now so it's in a real mess. and i'll probably make my parents go nuts if i don't clear it soon. haha they claim i look like i'm studing in university seeing the number of files and books i own.

damn my internet connection is like screwing up.

goodbye dudettes! heh.